Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
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I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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