I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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