Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize