butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
