He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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