I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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