Non-Jews are for practice
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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