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(978): View more from Massachusetts

my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame

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(562): View more from California

he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications

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(317): View more from Indiana

he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed

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(289): View more from Ontario

you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway

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(404): View more from Georgia

Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.

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(425): View more from Washington

I'm abstinent now

(206): View more from Washington

Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?

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(503): View more from Oregon

the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.

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