youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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