I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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