I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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