he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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