you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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