you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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