But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My nipple is on Facebook.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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