But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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