I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.