have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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