I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It was confusing and full of hummus
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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