I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
