i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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