I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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