I didn't shave. On purpose
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Help. Why am I so naked?
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