love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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