I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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