I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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