You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Nicole vs. Life
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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