found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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