The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You need a sexual gate keeper
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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