do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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