we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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