on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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