so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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