the new term for farting is butt boxing.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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