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(416): View more from Ontario

when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.

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(440): View more from Ohio

So you threw a sword at me last night

(419): View more from Ohio

I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.

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(302): View more from Delaware

this must be what syphilis tastes like

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.

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(909): View more from California

My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.

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(850): View more from Florida

I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night

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