"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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