do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
