There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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