the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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