soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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