I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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