You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize