Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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