My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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