this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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