what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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