She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I didn't shave. On purpose
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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