Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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