I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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