So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Randomize
