At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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