Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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