the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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