Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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