I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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