We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My breasts were aching with rage.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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