Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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